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HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT, CAPTAIN SOURPUSS? YOUR CORE IS AS TIGHT AS YOUR SMILE.
COME ON, LET’S GO GET SOME BRUNCH. TWO MIMOSAS AND YOU’LL BE AS LOOSE AND BILLOWY AS YOUR WILDLY UNFASHIONABLE SHIRT.
WOOOOOO! SUMMERTIME!
Heaven is an endless gallery of smiling animals. THEY LOOK SO HAPPY!
i am actually lying here in a pool of my own tears
Bahahaha