The other white meat.: Archive

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Pretty sure I lost some solid longboarding footage...

Must have left it on my computer. It’s not on my eternal hard drive

May 1st

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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derptwerp: shk-lposunshine: I need more immediate gratification for things as a motivator for these papers and projects. For example, tell me, “Hafsa, you get one hour of good sex for ever paper you complete and one of your favorite meals and a nap per project completed.” Everything would get done so efficiently. Just being done with this shit is clearly not enough motivation right now. ...

Apr 30th

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My aunts family is unbelievably white trash

Jesus Christ this is actually worse than fucking Jerry springer. Seriously. One woman. 4 children. 3 fathers. I can’t even. What the actual fuck. I’m related (thankfully only by marriage) to this…. Thing. If I ever hear another southern drawl it will be way too god damned soon.

Apr 30th

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Al Jazeera: BP Oil Spill Aftermath →

cracked: Fun deformities from their report: Shrimp with tumors on their heads Shrimp with defects on their gills and “shells missing around their gills and head” Shrimp without eyes Shrimp with babies still attached to them Eyeless fish Fish without eye-sockets Fish without covers on their gills Fish with large pink masses hanging off their eyes and gills Crates of blue crabs, all of...

Apr 29th

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Watch

If you crank the volume up you can hear cinco snoring. Her medicine knocks her out.

Apr 29th

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Gonna buy some Oreos and nutella.

And have a “me” night

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Don't poke it

Everything is fine. I get up in my head too much sometimes. Right now I’m a circus performer, and my life is those spinning plates. I’m working feverishly to keep everything spinning, but there is always the constant fear that plates will start falling, one by one. On nights like tonight, everything feels like a wobbling plate

Apr 29th

I'm drunk and sad and I want a lot of gross food.

bethyisrad: nikkwhyte: Here’s hoping tomorrow is better than today. JUST STOP BEING SAD AND BE AWESOME INSTEAD. I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY

Apr 29th

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I'm drunk and sad and I want a lot of gross food.

Here’s hoping tomorrow is better than today.

Apr 29th

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I should probably get out of bed.

Plan: Pants! Longboard! Walmart…. Buy shitty shoes! Wreck shitty shoes skating! Beer! Video games!

Apr 29th

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Mid day margarita

Today’s gonna be a good one.

Apr 28th

“This is about to make everything right”

– TJ, on the brisket sandwich in his hands

Apr 28th

Feeling better.

TJ’s lady friend is totally into him, or at the least was having a really good time at the show. Gonna grab cinco and use her as a pillow.

Apr 28th

Sobered up fast to help out TJ with his lady...

This music isn’t very good though. Atlantas music scene is kind of hit or miss.

Apr 28th

I'm quickly approaching blind drunk.

My eyes are crossed. So I’ve got that going for me.

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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I'm supposed to be going to see baby baby tonight

But I’m not feeling it. I’m sick of being stuck in my house with 6 playstation 2 games. I’m fucking tired of being poor. Might go back to working two jobs. Non-sweet.

Apr 27th

I'm poor and bored.

Anybody wanna do anything?

Apr 27th

I get that it's Friday and all

But I’m doing 85, ass douche. Don’t pass me and give me the finger, or I’ll show you how I got this person sized dent in my front bumper

Apr 27th

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Hey,

It takes years to be this cynical ok? So when I give you some fucking advice, don’t shit on me.

Apr 27th

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