Shout out to drew, for being the only person in...
Tower of Heaven →
want to play a hard as nails platformer with an amazing sound track? dont let to simple premise fool you, this game is fucking difficult
more shitty sitcoms on netflix? MORE SHITTY SITCOMS ON NETFLIX!
sitting at home alone drinking beer and watching...
this is how adults do friday
Josh and I are probably the worst friends ever
But oh my god this weekend is gonna be good.
i’m about to lose my fucking mind over this damn t shirt printer.
Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you...– Ralph Marston (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Sitting around doing nothing because our printer...
Borrrrred. Wish I could skate one of those gravity decks. Need to get my spare from tucker.
Andersen is really fucking good at words with...
I know when he swaps tiles I’m about to get fucking reamed.
Turns out I'm having pizza for lunch
Hey guys, dont piss off Lauren.
Because she’ll go all “you know better than this” And then pile-drive you through a table.
Just a few more hours.
And then I can sleep all weekend
Simply put, Noah smells like barbeque– Noah Whitlock, on why cinco naps with Noah during the day
probably gonna do a bit of longboard spam here...
And with that, ends the most stressful week of my...
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another...
anybody wanna hook a bro up? our chik fil a is open 24 hours
I want someone to make me some awesome spaghetti.
Lots of sauce and Parmesan…. It doesn’t even need meat if the sauce is right. So much parmesan that it’s a little crunchy. Just a thousand pounds of it. Or all the grilled cheese and special tomato soup I can eat.
Whiskey feels good in my mouth
But it isn’t gonna cut my grass at 9:40 at night. Probably should’ve done that.
I am sooooo fucked.
say I'm the only bee in your bonnet:... →
marththebland: apparently if you tag one of your posts with anything that is a featured tag on tumblr then your post doesn’t show up in the tag at all like if you tag a post #architecture then it doesn’t show up in the tag because tumblr.com/tagged/architecture is completely reserved for… Something I didn’t know. Hmm.
andisen: moon—moth: a chicken omelette is kinda fucked up if you think about it
I hate when
My big dumb key chain gets caught on something, and my big dumb body wins out over my belt loop. I’ve lost so many belt loops to my overpowering stride. I’m a bit drunk.