June 2011
you will never understand the pain that i feel
because my mustache doesnt meet my beard.
immediate feedback on that longboarding logo
getting a little tumblr famous, methinks.
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my new favorite thing to do in the shower is to...
why dont you kiss my ass for good luck
– my dad, on chain emails
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I get all introspective when I can't sleep
Nothing about my life is bad. Not one thing. I wish Molly couldn’t sleep too. I haven’t actually seen her in a few days. My work schedule doesn’t line up with hers, at least lately. Tomorrow marks day 7 of my ten day work week. Fortunately, after Friday, I’ll be off til FUCKING WEDNESDAY
It's 4:15 in the god damned morning
I can’t sleep. I haven’t been sleepless like this since high school. Which is weird, because high school is what’s keeping me up.
I can’t help but look back and, even though high school was good fun, think about all the crap I could’ve done differently. Knowing the things I know now… I could have ruled that place with an iron fist. Not that I’d want to,...
Iron man 2 is on netflix instant que
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What Story Would You Tell On Jeopardy? : NPR →
catherineragan:
npr:
You’re on the smartest show on national television. You have 30 seconds to share the most interesting thing about yourself.
What would you say?
Definitely the story about how I knocked out a duck with a stale bagel. Hands down. The sad part is, this isn’t the first time I’ve thought about what story I would tell if I went on Jeopardy. And this isn’t the first time I’ve...
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I'm fucking tired
Of working my ass off for shitty second hand stuff. I have my brothers old cell phone, my laptop has been handed down twice. Meanwhile, my brother has a brand new iPhone, and a brand new Macbook pro.
Typically i don’t care. I’m thankful for the things I do have.
Its just really god damned annoying.
i made a completely miss matched playlist for my...
it is as follows:
My skateboard will go on - anamanaguchi
25! - Bomb the music industry
Data (cover of anyway you want it by journey) - rise against
Mess - anamanaguchi
Your sword versus my dagger - silverstein
F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. - the fall of troy
Keep quiet - the protomen
The only medicine - scaring kids scaring kids
The ending - shining force soundtrack
Penpal - anamanaguchi
The...
i have a bad feeling about this.
and there’s practically nothing i can do.
heartlesshero:
I hate eating my own words. “I am gonna marry you one day”
Things I have said twice before. Things that probably wont end up happening. again
fan. fuckin. tastic.
Drunk on sadness, he heads into the night with a pocket full of bad ideas and fresh out of give a fuck.
come ride the bachelorhood/bad decision train at ska mitzvah buddy.
the green ranger's theme song is metal as fuck
A Bird Flies Out: Are you joking? →
theboardslayer:
Had a really awful semi-conversation with a (relatively) new coworker in the breakroom yesterday. She’s from Gambia (http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/bgn/5459.htm). I hear she’s married, and one day she “lost” her wedding ring in the rollcart/dumpster for sensitive shred material but was super…
guys my girlfriend is feminist, drunk, and doesnt afraid of anything
until that guitar riff kicked in and they got in...
MOTHERFUCKING POWER RANGERS ALL DAY
boy the original power rangers did not age well
sorry if that was long nik
nikolasac:
nikkwhyte:
i’m kind of a sonic purist. call it nostalgia, but it doesnt get better than the genesis games.
IT is perfectly understandible. If Nintendo ever decided to screw the pooch on the Zelda series in the same way Sega treated Sonic, I’d be a purist too.
imagine if after ocarina of time miyamoto decided that the triforce wasnt a big deal anymore and then renamed ganon...
sorry if that was long nik
i’m kind of a sonic purist. call it nostaligia, but it doesnt get better than the genesis games.
also,
whats up, random asian bro suddenly following me?
Day 4 - your guilty pleasure game
its a tie between ace combat 5: the unsung war and pokemon firered/leafgreen
I’ve got a huge boner for fighter jets, and ace combat gives me the loving i need. however, practically nobody i know plays this or any flight sim. so its just me, making missile launch noises in my underwear at 1 in the morning… again.
on the other hand, its pokemon. they’re cool again so i guess...
that being said,
sonic generations may definitely be a game i borrow from someone.
pikolasfarleo asked: Have you downloaded the Sonic Generations demo?
It's pretty fantastic.
It's pretty fantastic.
Day 3 - An underrated game
hmmm. I’m going to go with Darksiders
sure sure, it borrows or outright steals elements from zelda, god of war, and portal. but at no point during my time with this game did i set down the controller and say “you know, i could just be playing twilight princess instead” which is more than i can say for brink. i actually stopped my first playthrough of twilight princess because i...
i've got my creative juices flowing
i’ve been “story boarding” our next longboarding video in my head all day. plus, i’m doing some research on hacking for a potential novel my friend would like me to advise him on. the culture, the moral code of certain groups, etc. unfortunately there are like 20 different kinds of “hacking” from shit like wikileaks to doing super jumps in halo 2. and i cant...
When Severus Snape Dies
floatingparticles:
Those who haven’t read the book:
Those who have:
i always forget there’s people who haven’t read the books and just go see the movies. it hurts me.
My best friend only read deathly hallows. He won read the others because “they’ll ruin the movies” He’s kind of retarded.
my truck is now fixed.
hopefully i dont fuck it up again.
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Funny story
i edit my posts for ‘god damn’ now since andisens rant on the subject. its not something i ever put thought to.
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my drunken brain unlocked a memory earlier
and it only served to make me sad and angry and inconsolable at the time. so i did a lot of work on my “broken down” truck today. couldnt figure out the problem. eventually cut off a battery cable terminal to replace because there was corrosion and we couldnt get it to work.
about 2 hours after that, i realized my truck has 2 keys. one, works as normal. the other, only serves to...
since i'm drunk fuck it here's day 2
30 DAY VIDEO GAME CHALLENGE DAY 2- WHATS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
sonic the god damned hedgehog. not this fucking new age, green eyed, anime running arms motherfucker, i mean the real sonic. 2d, side scrolling, no homing attack having, blue motherfucker with attitude.
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today
i woke up at 7:45 and immediately mowed the lawn. finished, showered, and then slept til one. FOUND MY FUCKING KEYS. feeling pretty good at this point, i get dressed and start working my way towards newnan for go skateboard day. we were planning on filming, shooting photos and just having a good god damned time.
hopped into my truck and the bastard wont start. so i’ve been working on it...
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i found my keys
and then my truck wouldnt start
DAY 1- very first video game
THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS for sega genesis.
no, not the fucking side scroller beat em up. this shit was a legit one v one fighter. you could be any of the 6 original rangers, and a few of the bad guys. however, shit got real when they handed you the keys TO THE FUCKING MEGAZORD. not to mention if you picked the green ranger you got to pilot THE FUCKING DRAGONZORD. there were combos,...
Heck Yeah Tumblr Challenges!: 30 Day Video Game... →
heckyeahtumblrchallenges:
Day 1 - Very first video game. Day 2 - Your favorite character. Day 3 - A game that is underrated. Day 4 - Your guilty pleasure game. Day 5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were). Day 6 - Most annoying character. Day 7 - Favorite game couple. Day 8 - Best soundtrack. Day 9…
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