June 2011
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May 2011
i'm embarassingly bad at using the internet
seriously, i cant even steal music correctly.
marissas-:
My mom wants me to go to work today. Wth. I hate that no matter how crappy I feel, she always wants me to go to work. Today though, I’m really not feeling it. Last time I went to work when I felt crappy, I ended up working most of my shift. But when other people are sick and don’t feel well, they usually get to leave way early. And I really don’t feel like dealing with that again. I’d...
i love my girlfriend
she can sleep harder with a book in her hand than most people do on ambien
Another possible Villain for the Avengers →
iamthedeadpool:
I’ll be really disappointed if this is how whedon takes the avengers. The very simple and obvious (as in, it totally happened in the comics) is to have Thor, Cap, Iron man, and the minor avengers fight a still renegade hulk. That way you get tons of epic fighting, MOTHERFUCKING HULK-BUSTER IRON MAN ARMOR, and a more interesting story. Instead we get fucking Loki and yet...
i just went through my facebook messages with the...
jesus christ that was embarassing.
I just want to go to the Eugene O'Neil.
nikolasac:
allgotourjunk:
victoriatheradical:
And explore the theater. I feel like that would be amazing.
Oh my goodness, THIS! I explored the house when I went to The Book of Mormon, but I would love to explore the back stage area. I love the fact that my first Broadway show was at this theater. I was just as excited about being able to go to the Eugene O’Neill as I was to see The Book...
So I am playing Star Wars: Knights of the Old...
nikolasac:
The fact that this game is far less dated than it should feel is a testament to how brilliant Bioware is.
either that, or it just shows you how that they only know how to make on etype of game.
Best new Zelda anti-euphamisim
nikolasac:
Saying, “You need to bust a nut on those guys” when talking about using the deku nut in OoT.
I love GamesRadar.
The only time I ever used deku nuts is when I’m fighting ganon at the end and stalling for him to break some rubble so I can refill my damn magic.
got rid of my piss-ridden couch yesterday.
tralalaalalla:
nikkwhyte:
noah’s girlfriend got drunk on tequila, pissed on it, then lied about it and has refused to apologize or even admit she did it.
Oh. New couch shopping time?
nah, josh is letting us use his during his stay here.
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got rid of my piss-ridden couch yesterday.
noah’s girlfriend got drunk on tequila, piss on it, then lied about it and has refused to apologize or even admit she did it.
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I give no fucks about the hangover 2.
ITS THE EXACT SAME MOVIE.
iceland needs to get its shit together.
the apocalypse is back on folks
so prepare to be disappointed again come october 21.
andisen asked: That's Fundamental Mormonism. It's a denomination that makes up a very small percentage of Mormons. And less than half of Mormon Fundamentalists practice polygamy (reportedly). I think Mormonism is associated with polygamy just because it was a part of the original Mormon religion. But,, these days, it is, generally, not accepted by the LDS.
@nikkwhyte →
heartlesshero:
nikkwhyte:
If you replace the word atheist with christian/islamic/jew/catholic/evil step-mother in your post, then you can make the exact same argument for any side.
To me, that’s the true problem with religion. Everyone claims to be right, without any proof. The one thing most religions are based on was…
Well, religion is a faith based thing really so asking for proof is...
Anonymous asked: you are not funny nor interesting. kthanks bye
@heartlesshero
If you replace the word atheist with christian/islamic/jew/catholic/evil step-mother in your post, then you can make the exact same argument for any side.
To me, that’s the true problem with religion. Everyone claims to be right, without any proof. The one thing most religions are based on was written by second and third hand eye witnesses that was translated and edited and translated and...
Watchandisen:
clumsycardhouse:
This woman, fearful of the end of the world, took a boxcutter to the throats of her two daughters, and then sliced her own throat. This is what religion encourages: fear based on imaginary terrors.
No. This is how one person overreacted to something. I’m not saying religion is the best thing in the world but you cannot say that religion is the cause of this. That’s...
for anybody who i missed on facebook or who feels...
i’m having a party july 2nd and everybody is invited and message me for details.
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This pineapple smirnoff is fucking gross
This pineapple smirnoff is fucking gross
ttheballroomfloor:
Maybe i dont ever post drunken tumblrs,
but maybe i’,m super drunk and i dont give a fuqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
today garrett and i visited my family and everything went so well, till we went to sleep and i cant sleep i’m going to delete this in the morning
Atta girl
Pizza rolls and beer
I’m a grown man.
you ever look through your followers list and...
how the fuck did you people find my blog? especially since i practically never tag anything.
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Someone* pissed on my couch last night.
Pop quiz: girl gets drunk. Girl passes out on couch. Everybody else falls asleep. Fast forward 6 hours. Girl still on couch. Dude notices couch cushions are flipped. Fast forward 6 hours. Girlfriend flips cushions, notices huge stain and is overwhelmed by the smell of urine.
Where did it come from?
If you said “dude that chick pissed all over your couch” you’d be wrong.
I...
Threw a successful test party last night.
That bring said, everyone here is invited to ska-mitzvah 2: the beforth of July.
It’ll be the weekend before the 4th of July.
