I made 100 bucks last night in tips alone
For driving around giving people pizza. Plus I got my check. Over 400 dollars total. If I had know pizza dudes got paid so well I’d have taken this job a long time ago
MOTHER NATURE, YOU TEMPTRESS
I WAS PROMISED MOTHERFUCKING DESTRUCTION. THERE ISN’T ANY WIND.
I'm standing in my front yard, looking at the sky
If I’m gonna die, I wanna see the bastard that gets me.
brb, flying a kite and longboarding
invents tornado boarding
really, fox news?: In light of all this birth... →
The analysis, by Prof. Gabriel J. Chin, focused on a 1937 law that has been largely overlooked in the debate over Mr. McCain’s eligibility to be president. The law conferred citizenship on children of American parents born in the Canal Zone after 1904, and it made John McCain a citizen…
Random 4am post: The Legend of Zelda: The Legend... →
This is the last paper I wrote for my AP Literature class. Please enjoy, or let it destroy your childhood. The Legend of Zelda – Ocarina of Time is the highest rated video game of all time, an achievement recognized by the Guinness World Records Game Edition. Since its release in 1998 it has…
Everybody remember that time jesus came back from...
This made me think. If he opened the door then he never left earth. If he rose into heaven, why did the door need to be open? Also, since Jesus had a sizable following already (it’s his thing), and no one saw the resurrection, it’s entirely possible some crazies went grave robbing in order to worship his dead body, similar to the theory that Templars worshipped the head of John the...
andisen asked: Solid ending. I feel like that could be a good ending for any story. Like when you're telling a cool story to your friends and they're obviously bored so you end it with "and then I found five bucks." I feel like "so then I went and ate donuts and played Zelda." could be equally climactic.
i just wanted to buy some fucking batteries.
look, i get it. i live in a low income area of the already relatively low income atlanta. i get asked for change. it happens. if i have change then congrats, you are the proud owner of less than a dollar. so i jet over the to kroger near my house on cleveland ave. its sketchy, whatever. i’m inside 30 seconds when some lady in a blue shirt asks me for a paper dollar. her exact words,...
THE FUCKING MOON
I don't think there was enough emphasis in my last...
I could have easily listened to them play their entire musical catalogue. All damn near 70 songs. It would have been like the best 4 hour set ever. There will always be a spot in my music library for my anamanabros.
Met Craig Owens tonight
Apparently everybody was in Atlanta just cause. Shortly after that, got to see anamanaguchi, one if my favorite bands all time. They fucking killed it. Got on stage and danced around for the last song.
Just a quick thing
It bugs me when people refer to their favorite sports team in the second person. “WE dominated tonight” “WE could’ve used some help from the ref but we pulled it out anyway” no no no. YOU did nothing. You watched from the couch IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE. they did well. They could’ve used some help from the refs.
We just passed Mr B taking Yuki for a walk....
derptwerp: nikkwhyte: jamiemccune: I miss the fucking shit out of that dog. eh. you’re better off bro. Um, I know this is totally random and of course you have every right not to tell me…but what happened between the two of you? i’m pretty sure thats a question for jamie…
We just passed Mr B taking Yuki for a walk....
jamiemccune: I miss the fucking shit out of that dog. eh. you’re better off bro.
Obligatory 4/20 post:
Stop and Stare: I’m suppose to be writing this... →
whatdcsaid: I’m suppose to be writing this paper that is due at 11:30am tomorrow but instead I’m going to write on here. I don’t care that no one reads my blog because it’s really here to entertain me in moments like these and in essence I don’t have to much to say. Actually I have a ton to say I just don’t… I wish I knew you better dc. We would have totes been friends. And I read...
You know what I find funny?
Look back on the friends you had in high school. What were their dreams? And think of them now. I know not a single person from high school who stuck with their “dream” There are the exceptions, but i can count them on one hand. Realistically, I can count them on a crab claw. I’m just saying, the shit you think is important very suddenly changes without warning.
well i guess this is growing up
we havent longboarded as a group in two weeks. going on three. chase got a sweet gig a triumph motorcycles, and i’ve been delivering the shit out of pizzas (who knew pizza delivery actually paid well?) so we havent had our schedules line up in a good minute. it makes me sad. i dont like thinking that we as a group are falling off the wagon or whatever phrase works for you. longboarding...
arrowsandaccolades asked: Look at this, bentley. Nick is going to make us famous.
just in case anyone was wondering.
i caught sight of my lower body in profile the other day. my junk is huge.
Things you all should know about the hapeville...
It was the very first chik fil a ever. It’s open 24 hours, and until 3 am Sunday mornings. A limited breakfast menu is available anytime, but breakfast begins at 11 pm. They serve burgers.
Hungry people are stupid– Noah, after realizing 30 minutes earlier he said “a chik fil a run will make us better at halo”
I always forget how awesome going to shows is
google maps add-on i stumbled upon →
this lets you picks any location, select a nuke and then bomb it, showing you the area of effect and even accounting for the wind.
arrowsandaccolades: I took a break from cleaning/packing to have a sing-a-long with Bentley. i’d sign Bentley to a record deal.
Neil Patrick Harris has voiced a surprising amount...
Nightwing, The Flash, Spiderman….
SEX. WAFFLE HOUSE. VIDEO GAMES. PIZZA. SEX.