ever gotten a pizza, ate 3/4 of it and then hated...
i’m there right now. but there’s ice cream in the fridge.
for the record
I don’t hate soccer. I just think the world cup is a gross over exaggeration of a sporting event. soccer is more fitting with a world tournament that has been around far longer than the world cup: the olympics. it makes no sense to have a competetion of athletic skill every 4 years in ONE SPORT, when a competition that happens every 4 years ALREADY EXISTS. that would be like hosting a...
James Shepherds levels of Drunkeness, The...
James is OK With Everything In the World Drunk- Congratulations, you’ve had a few of your poison of choice, and you’re starting to feel it. No worries, that blonde girl with the chest tattoo is eyeing you from across the room. QUICK, go talk to her and pretend to be an architect. It’s Been a Bad Day Drunk- It’s been a rough one. Your dog was fucked to death by your favorite grandpa, who...
Coming Home Feels Like Surrender: James Shepherd's... →
Although the Minister of Fun did an admirable job summarizing my ranking of levels of dunkitude, he missed a few key steps. Here is the definitive edition: James is OK With Everything In the World Drunk- Congratulations, you’ve had a few of your poison of choice, and you’re starting to… i stand corrected. for the love of god if you have ever had a drink read this.
aaaaaand your beloved donovan has an apparent... →
shepdaddy: (via nikkwhyte) Is that supposed to make us love him less? Because it’s only now that I care enough to like him at all. personally, i dont give a crap that a man with hundreds of thousands (soccer players dont make millions yet do they?) of dollars had sex with a woman who solely wanted to sleep with him because he had hundreds of thousands of dollars. i’m just saying.
ttheballroomfloor: nikkwhyte: ttheballroomfloor: My aunt got a new puppy and named it after me and i’m not happy about it at all why? Why did she name the dog after me or why am i not happy about it? why arent you happy about it?
ttheballroomfloor: My aunt got a new puppy and named it after me and i’m not happy about it at all why?
aaaaaand your beloved donovan has an apparent... →
James Shepherd's levels of drunkeness
as promised James is ok with everything in the world drunk - congratulations, you’ve had a few of your poison of choice, and you’re starting to feel it. no worries, that blonde girl with the chest tattoo is eyeing you from across the room. QUICK, go talk to her and pretend to be an architect. Blind drunk - things start getting a little wobbly here, on account of you being so drunk...
Just Another Dreamer: Confusion →
I am a massively confused person right now. I have a lot of great people in my life. But it seems that more and more people are being brought to the light. Fuck it all. I don’t like it. Why are people smoking why are they drinking why are they destroying friendships they have spent years to build… for the most part, i agree. i wanted to single out the drinking though. drinking is only...
cold cash and colder hearts
lately, there’s been a bit of an all-mighty apocalyptic shit storm brewing in my old stomping grounds, newnan. I remember when things were really fucking simple. I didn’t have to worry about bumping into some of you jizz wizards during my day (it’s not hard to do, there are like 4 things to do in newnan). I never had to consider which friends had burnt bridges with other...
just gonna leave this here →
Nick White = My Fuckin Favorite
(via heartlesshero) tumblr-five.
you know what annoys me?
people who i know dont really follow soccer (or football, no disrespect) getting pants-shittingly excited about the world cup. you wont hear them talk about the sport until every 4 years, when suddenly they have to watch every game, and they go on this psychotic emotional roller coaster along with it. their every post on any social network is “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL” or...
i jst realized what america needs to pull...
a president with a beard. we havent had one since the early 20th century. i’ll just let that sink in.
An ode, to boobs.
well i’ve probably already offended somebody with that title and to be fair, go fuck yourself. its the internet. go be offended somewhere else. it is a world reknowned fact that everyone loves boobs. even gay dudes. neil patrick harris and his boyfriend routinely spend weekends at the playboy mansion, just hanging out and pretending to be grossed out when girls get naked. i understand it,...
i'm gonna sleep all day tuesday.
because fuck publix. at least i’ll get paid this week. come on, skateshop. hurry up and let me start you.
well somebody ate an entire humble pie
and then ate some skank to finish it off.
luminous beings are we,
not this crude matter.
seearebee: The internet sure does cause a shit ton of problems. thankfully there’s enough porn on here to fix most things.
since my day fell through i’ve been...
I'M NEVER GONNA GET TO SEND NEVERSUMMER LONGBOARDS...
my day just fell through. there was a mix up with katie and i, she thought i would be in newnan, i thought she was coming to athens. no biggie, i just hopped in my car and was on my merry way. its not like i have anything to do. well about 8 miles from my house my car over heats and dies. i sit on the side of the road letting it cool for about 15 minutes. i got it cranked and back home in one...