I find your lack of faith disturbing
seriously, don’t underestimate the power of a good Force-choke.
how about you tumblrland?
should i screw over publix by calling in and taking the day off (as i’d planned for about a month) or should i screw over publix by going to work tomorrow, but calling the head of Human Resources and having my managers face fucked?
America as a collective group has ADD. by this time next month we’ll have forgotten all about hayley’s boobs.
I'm pretty ok with the Hayley Williams topless...
oh no you mean a rock star did less than moral things? congrats to whoever that pic was meant for.
So there is a LEGIT topless photo of hayley...
(via nikcarleo) masterbate furiously. then revel in the fact that it’s a fake.
I haven't been this unsure of my life in a long...
for a second I almost posted the lyrics to the fresh prince theme song. I don’t know what to do. most of the decision making process has been taken from me, with the news that everyone bailed. I don’t blame them, but I’m still annoyed. so now the choice is: hapeville or newnan? there’s really no choice. all of the pros I have for moving back to newnan are selfish, and...
fuck. shitfuck. goddammit.
well apparently everyone had a shitty night.
mine was ok. got an email from never summer industries (a major player in the longboarding game) asking for some photos and video of me doing my thing, and if they deem me worthy I’ll hopefully get a solid sponsorship with them. tried to get some photography in but Molly was in a bad mood, so that didn’t go well. cane back to the house for a viewing of the count of Monte Cristo, one of...
let’s just say the couch moved in a direction no one intended.
i just learned my penis can defy physics.
well? what have YOU done today?
I've got a couple new followers
I’m Nick, a 21 year old nobody. I’m a longboarder, sponsored by kracked skulls longboarding. if you’re interested, check out my longboard tumblr, fylongboarding.tumblr.com. I live in Athens, Georgia with my girlfriend and our dog Cinco.
hipster kids like really dumb shit
if I had as many petty issues to complain about as...
I’d just kill myself
i feel like a real longboarder now.
I’ve got a good 180 Coleman, my stand up slides are so fresh and so clean, and as soon as I can get a new board, the shuvits will be flowing like cheese.
I think it's about time I got a tattoo.
Nick White, Vindicated Yet Again →
(via shepdaddy) it’s like this article was written for me! I’d like to point out however, my lack of a degree OR skills.
i'm 27 posts away from 1000
spoilers: its probably gonna be porn.
suchi, shut up.
i dont even know where to start. look on the front page of every major news corporation in america, you wont see one fucking thing about greece. not a damn one. i saw more articles about american idol than greece. if you poll, lets say 50 people, i guarantee half wont know that anything is going on. a sizeable portion of them probably cant even find greece on a fucking map. if people had the time...
Someone told me they didn't know what was going on...
suchitapatel: Seriously? Wake the fuck up. nobody in America gives two fucks about anything anywhere else, unless it involves us beating their country in a atheletic manner. and the only people that watch the news are old people worried about Obama leading a socialist revolution and giving birth/being/having sex with the Antichrist.
ttheballroomfloor: I have a growing fear that one day one of you will find my livejournal. I thought livejournal died before myspace?
I want to punch my manager in the back of the head...
i realized there are like 20 people following me...
hi. i’m nick. i like longboarding, video games, and my girlfriend, in that order. just kidding. i like her better than video games. i’m a 21 year old nobody. i like to text in all caps SO THAT YOU KNOW I GOT MY FUCKING POINT ACROSS. i like to swear. so go fuck yourselves, nick