so i'm 21 now.
and its a little less… extravagant than i expected. maybe its because i’ve been drinking for quite some time, but i havent had a single drop of alcohol since i turned 21. correction, i had a sip of molly’s margarita. i think i still have some kind of social stigma about it. i’ve hidden it well, but m parents know i have had alcohol lots before. its just this mentality of...
2009 - my year in review. its late. go fuck...
each year begins strangely for me. my super huge family sometimes has Christmas gatherings WELL into the new year (our latest was Jan. 14) and my birthday is Jan. 6th, so I get all reflective about being an old man. so the new year tends to get lost in myriad of other stuff going on. this year was no different. I don’t even remember what I did for new years this year, but I remember it being...
calling all tumblr...ers.
anybody have a video camera/wanna shoot a video? balance and fearlessness a must. if you know me, text me. if you don’t have my number, ask and ye shall receive.
the reason it's still ok to call a significant...
Mary Jane god damn Watson called Peter Parker tiger all the time. case closed.
I'll be 21 in 2 hours.
expect pictures of my drunken hulk rage.
I realized today all I want or need from life is...
“oh you’re a millionaire doctor? and this is your super model wife? well, see this bag of doritos?” throw BOOOOM “yeah. exploding doritos. suck it, captain assbag.”
I think the 2012 hype is bullshit.
(via greatbigyouandlittleoldme) it’s gonna be zombies. duh.
How come you can show x-ray boobs on tv?– James Shepherd, my roommate.
let's french kiss the sun.
off to meet the girlfriends dad for the first time, with the worst hangover I’ve ever had. weeeee
we haven’t talked in 2 days. I miss your face. come back to Athens.
google “wrecking balm” or wrecking ball. I don’t remember. it’s a creme or something. and then tell your mom to suck it.
Also, my yorkie Winston now has a snuggie
theballroomfloor: dont ask He just sits in it and whimpers WINSTON
So nowhere in newnan does Intense Pulsed Light...
(via theballroomfloor) I feel as though “intense pulsed light therapy” means “RAVE”
i celebrate the fuck out of christmas.
let me detail to you my christmas activity schedule Dec. 19th (yes it starts that early) we do christmas with my moms extended family. her aunts uncles and cousins on her moms side. lots of food and beer. Dec. 24th we go to my grandads house on my dads side. its also my step-grandmothers (long story) birthday, so we kill two birds with one big present filled stone. Dec. 25th (this is how it...
Faith is a funny thing.
suchitapatel: nikkwhyte: suchitapatel: The number of intangible, widespread beliefs that I believe in is low. I won’t list everything I don’t believe in, so don’t worry. The number of intangible, widespread beliefs that I refuse to believe in? One. Love. I’m not sure where I am going to be in 7-8 years. But the bet to run with is married. I cannot bring myself to believe that there is...
Faith is a funny thing.
suchitapatel: The number of intangible, widespread beliefs that I believe in is low. I won’t list everything I don’t believe in, so don’t worry. The number of intangible, widespread beliefs that I refuse to believe in? One. Love. I’m not sure where I am going to be in 7-8 years. But the bet to run with is married. I cannot bring myself to believe that there is someone for everyone. Because...