July 2009
East Coast, Fuck you
Here’s my review of warped tour, a day late and a hundred dollars short.
(we’re gonna skip the parts where I’m an idiot and told practically no one where I was or what I was doing)
me and James got to Lakewood around 10:30, and found our spot in line waiting for the gates to open. some man/woman from PETA came by and pitched his/her “stop animal testing” speech,...
Hi!
theballroomfloor:
nikkwhyte:
theballroomfloor:
suchitapatel:
I think my friends are stellar.
And I can’t wait for Awesome house. Mostly because I’ll be there all the time.
And I enjoy Emily; she makes me giggle.
I enjoy Nick, because he’s been really good and being a kick patootie friend.
I know now that he’s just like that. And he’s stellar wicked.
I enjoy Mark and Aleecia and Jacob...
Hi!
theballroomfloor:
suchitapatel:
I think my friends are stellar.
And I can’t wait for Awesome house. Mostly because I’ll be there all the time.
And I enjoy Emily; she makes me giggle.
I enjoy Nick, because he’s been really good and being a kick patootie friend.
I know now that he’s just like that. And he’s stellar wicked.
I enjoy Mark and Aleecia and Jacob for making me laugh on Tumblr all...
Patty, did you know your mother is a whore?
shepdaddy:
nikkwhyte:
shepdaddy:
nikkwhyte:
shepdaddy:
Sunday for the Shepherds plays out like the WASP instructional video. We wake up, go to our all white traditional Methodist church service, then Sunday school complete with coffee maker talk, followed by a lunch of Southern cooking prepared and served by a kitchen full of minorities. After lunch we come home to watch the Sunday...
I am Jack's insane envy.
nikcarleo:
noahwhitlock:
jamiemccune:
nikcarleo:
So i was watching Fight Club the other day at 1 in the moring, and i realized something profound. Brad Pitt is one of the best, most underappreciated male actors in the world
For a role so early in his carrer, he made playing Durden seem easy. I believe that his role in every way deserves as much focus as Heath Ledger’s role as The Joker....
Patty, did you know your mother is a whore?
shepdaddy:
nikkwhyte:
shepdaddy:
Sunday for the Shepherds plays out like the WASP instructional video. We wake up, go to our all white traditional Methodist church service, then Sunday school complete with coffee maker talk, followed by a lunch of Southern cooking prepared and served by a kitchen full of minorities. After lunch we come home to watch the Sunday morning talk shows, inevitably...
Patty, did you know your mother is a whore?
shepdaddy:
Sunday for the Shepherds plays out like the WASP instructional video. We wake up, go to our all white traditional Methodist church service, then Sunday school complete with coffee maker talk, followed by a lunch of Southern cooking prepared and served by a kitchen full of minorities. After lunch we come home to watch the Sunday morning talk shows, inevitably leading to heated...
theballroomfloor:
nikkwhyte:
theballroomfloor:
That peanut butter cup made me feel sick.
I’ve decided it was actually a peanut butter hockey puck.
I have to agree with you, i couldnt even finish it.
those things were probably a terrible idea ha ha
I thoroughly dig zombies.
(via suchitapatel)
suchi, we should have a zombie movie day. it’ll be fucking boss.
theballroomfloor:
That peanut butter cup made me feel sick.
I’ve decided it was actually a peanut butter hockey puck.
you won't be leaving my arms, ever. I promise you...
I’ve got far too much on my mind for anything to make sense so here’s a short list:
I can’t go to warped tour because of work. SUPER GAY. I might call in sick.
you’re an idiot.
I’m almost tired of house sitting. it’s boring, but at least the dogs don’t shit everywhere this time.
I move to Athens in six days. ohfuckthatsawesomeandi’mterrified.
...
All Things Considered
Last night was fantastic.
We don't have to take our clothes off to have a...
house sitting isnt nearly as awesome as it sounds. i’m going to shed some light on the situation and really expose what house sitting is. see when some one asks “hey dude do you think you could house sit for like a week?” what people hear is “dude i’m gonna be out of town, here’s my keys, try to have the chicks and booze gone before i get back”
what...
“eve was walking around the garden of Eden, never once paying attention to those...”
“I will wait for this moment when our lips collide, and almost stop the earth.”
– Aiden
I'll stop stabbing when you stop screaming.
you people have all lost your damn minds. actually if you’re reading this you’re probably sane but fuck you anyway. look, if you know me, you know I’m pretty relaxed when it comes to sexual conduct and what you do in your private time. you wanna have crazy animal sex with your significant other? fine by me. you wanna hold off til marriage? I respect your discipline. but do not...
I shaved for this?
so I’m sitting on my couch, home alone for the third night in a row, and I have some questions floating around my mind.
why wasn’t scrubs on earlier?
who ate my pop tarts?
my shirt smells funny.
why was the last week of mail shoved in my neighbors mailbox?
does anyone know where I can ride a whale?
and finally, how much would you pay for a gold plated spatula?
I’m gonna...
"So now what doctor double meat patty?"
my TiVo finally recorded my favorite episode of ed, edd, and eddy of all time: the one where they set up the “pet boutick” and ed is allergic to bunnies. it’s fucking classic
also, suchi is my new god. she basically kept me alert for my six hour drive from Florida by myself. we talked about a ton of random stuff and somehow got to talking about all the stuff that went down the...
A Million Miles from Home
tomorrow I have to drive back home from vacation 4 days earlier than my family. this kinda blows. I don’t mind driving, but I’m gonna have to drive alone, which isn’t even a little bit fun. then I have to work a ton and that’s bullshit too and blah blah if I’m cranky the next few days, my bad.
Live, Local, and Late-breaking.
what the hell does “late-breaking” even mean? does anybody know?
anyway, I drove to Florida today. it was hells fun, because rode with me and we fucked with people on the highway. he’s really good at hanging his ass out of a moving vehicle…. then I got a damn speeding ticket. I was in a “train” following my dad and uncle, tearing ass bumblefuck nowhere,...
Sonic the hedgehog 2 duel - postgame.
the duel is over. here’s the rundown: I started off pretty good, got each stage of the first level done in under a minute. got the first emerald, and was ahead of chase pretty quickly. we kept within 1000 points of each other until mystic cave zone.
….mystic cave zone…. I got my ass handed to me here. lost 2 or 3 lives, but came back and beat the boss with no rings. at this...
'Sup skank?
heartlesshero:
nikkwhyte:
Sarcasm -noun
harsh or bitter derision or irony
a sharply ironical taunt.
Irony -noun
the use of words to convey a meaning that is opposite of it literal meaning.
at it’s best, a term of endearment. at it’s worst, a bad joke. nothing more.
questions?
I hope one day to be as funny as you nick
Your scathing public blog was completely necessary and i regret ever...
'Sup skank?
Sarcasm
-noun
harsh or bitter derision or irony
a sharply ironical taunt.
Irony
-noun
the use of words to convey a meaning that is opposite of it literal meaning.
at it’s best, a term of endearment. at it’s worst, a bad joke. nothing more.
questions?
