July 2009
The Top 5 Songs I Enjoy Falling Asleep To
I’m sleepy. here’s your list. 5: Sleep by Story of the year. it starts off really calm and peaceful, but gets kinda screamy near the end, which is why it’s number 5. the song is actually about insomnia and just getting in a car and driving to the ends of the earth in the brisk air that late nights are associated with. 4: Baby, You Wouldnt Last a Minute on the Creek...
Jul 1st
June 2009
And the Hero Will Drown
it’s been a slow week, not a lot to “top 5” about, but you know what? I got a haircut. sure, this mundane task may not hold any special meaning to you, or anyone really. but my hair can only be described as “mildly Jewey.” so I enjoy the hell out of cutting it the hell off. nothing makes me feel better than running my hand through my hair and not getting caught on...
Jun 30th
So Billy Mays died today.
theballroomfloor: Gah, thats crazy.Sad. I guess Death was a little behind and decided this week was as good as any to catch up.
Jun 28th
The Top 5 Things I Want Right Now
5: 1 million dollars.life would be incredibly simple if I had a million dollars. plus, I could have most of the things on this list. to be more specific, I want this for my brother. turns out he’s pretty good at this whole baseball thing. Vanderbilt is looking at him, HARD. he got a Christmas card from their baseball coach. as long as he stays healthy, there is a really good chance he could...
Jun 27th
Teeth the Size of Piano Keys
I hate to kinda copy jamie but I’ve been away from tumblr for a few days and I had a couple ideas I thought about posting but i’ve been waaay lazy so whatevs. tonights post comes in the form of a top 5 list. I like the idea, and I may use it many more times. we’ll see. THE TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS THAT I DEAL WITH DAILY 5: being single. I hate to be “that guy”...
Jun 26th
Hearts, Necks, and Other Things That Break
I’m not exactly sure how to start this… but lately i’ve had an odd feeling about death. more precisely, how i will die. i have some thoughts on whats gonna happen after that but the main point here is, i think i know how i’m gonna die. i guess you could say i’ve had a premonition… or a vision.. or that i’m crazy… but i have a very weird feeling that...
Jun 22nd
“don’t take life too seriously, or you’ll never make it out alive”
– Van fucking Wilder
Jun 21st
Fucking Technolgy
I had a long, serious yet lighthearted post about reflecting on the past and finding humor in it but my iPod decided I didn’t need to use wifi and turned wifi off. so instead you get this: my ankle fucking hurts. I’m going to bed. fuckadoodledoo.
Jun 20th
Fucking Technolgy
I had a long, serious yet lighthearted post about reflecting on the past and finding humor in it but my iPod decided I didn’t need to use wifi and turned wifi off. so instead you get this: my ankle fucking hurts. I’m going to bed. fuckadoodledoo.
Jun 20th
Ask how, Ask now, Just dont ask me.
so my tenure at Sherwin Williams (read: that one place that leeches the soul from my body 3 or 4 times a week) has lasted almost 9 months now… and i just realized that this is the longest stretch of employment i’ve ever had. my track record prior to the big SW ends with me getting fired or the business going belly up. with the current trend in the economy, we may be seeing the latter...
Jun 18th
I have a box that fits in my pocket and holds all...
this is my first tumblr post, via my iPod touch. I’m still figuring this crap out, especially the iPhone app. it’s a little confusing and overwhelming, but dammit as the culmination of 65 million years of evolution I won’t be stumped by a simple menu format. ooooh advanced options!
Jun 18th