December 2009
suchi
we haven’t talked in 2 days. I miss your face. come back to Athens.
Emily
google “wrecking balm” or wrecking ball. I don’t remember. it’s a creme or something.
and then tell your mom to suck it.
Also, my yorkie Winston now has a snuggie
theballroomfloor:
dont ask
He just sits in it and whimpers
WINSTON
So nowhere in newnan does Intense Pulsed Light...
(via theballroomfloor)
I feel as though “intense pulsed light therapy” means “RAVE”
i celebrate the fuck out of christmas.
let me detail to you my christmas activity schedule
Dec. 19th (yes it starts that early) we do christmas with my moms extended family. her aunts uncles and cousins on her moms side. lots of food and beer.
Dec. 24th we go to my grandads house on my dads side. its also my step-grandmothers (long story) birthday, so we kill two birds with one big present filled stone.
Dec. 25th (this is how it...
Faith is a funny thing.
suchitapatel:
nikkwhyte:
suchitapatel:
The number of intangible, widespread beliefs that I believe in is low.
I won’t list everything I don’t believe in, so don’t worry.
The number of intangible, widespread beliefs that I refuse to believe in? One.
Love.
I’m not sure where I am going to be in 7-8 years. But the bet to run with is married. I cannot bring myself to believe that there is...
Faith is a funny thing.
suchitapatel:
The number of intangible, widespread beliefs that I believe in is low.
I won’t list everything I don’t believe in, so don’t worry.
The number of intangible, widespread beliefs that I refuse to believe in? One.
Love.
I’m not sure where I am going to be in 7-8 years. But the bet to run with is married. I cannot bring myself to believe that there is someone for everyone. Because...
Nick
is not a happy motherfucking camper.
the anger in my hands makes them shake. violently. you so much as THINK about her ever again, I’ll rip your fucking throat out. don’t push me, because I only push back when you hurt the people I care about.
and friend, you hurt someone I care about.
my great grandad died this morning.
peacefully, in his bed at his house.
Gus Womack Dec. 24 1917 - Dec. 24 2009.
happy birthday. merry Christmas.
the sex has lost all of it's fun, like gum loses...
but enough about you. let’s talk about me.
you may have picked up on this, but I’m kinda into my friends. my friends mean a lot to me. without my friends I’d go fucking insane, slowly and painfully. I’d fight to the death for any one of my friends. that’s just how I do things. I’m a very non violent person. fighting is just weird to me, unless it involves some...
Remember back in the day, we talked about future us. We had a wicked apartment...
– —Nick White.
On the whole, getting kicked out of the family topic. He’s fucking rad. (via suchitapatel)
I’M THE MOTHERFUCKING PTERODACTYL
my great grandfather is in the hospital.
he has congenitive heart failure. he probably wong make it through Christmas. his birthday is this week too. he’s 92, and cool as fuck. he was in one of the first American submarines in world war 2. after that he became an artist, a damn good one. he mostly worked in advertising, and eventually pepsi hired him. he went on to become the head of advertising for the entire southeast. he...
hey Emily, Jamie, and this Riley person.
I agree with Emily. yeah it’s gay whatever. but it happens. I still remember her name, and I try to talk to her as often as possible. because that’s the best you can do. talk. it’s ok in the end, because I’m a hundred percent certain she and I are gonna be friends no matter what. that’s a bold claim to make, but I don’t have any problem holding up my end. so...
there is a movie I wanna see.
it’s called daybreakers, and it comes out January 8th. it’s a vampire movie, but it seems interesting. the story appears to be “the matrix” but instead of autonomous robots playing the badguy, it’s vampires. PLUS the head vampire is the dinosaur dude from Jurassic Park.
SOLD. I’ll take two.
@arrowsandaccolades
it’s totally worth it. and it was like 30 bucks when it came out. I play sonic on it at least once a week.
EMILY HENRY
I DEMAND MORE POSTS ABOUT WINSTON. HE IS THE ONLY LIGHT IN MY OTHERWISE DULL LIFE.
Jesus tap dancing Christ it's cold
I just woke up. normally I’d groan “motherfucker” and go back to sleep. but I’ve got this stupid thing called work. agjjbfrgxbjdsbn;)&,dhxd
I just wanna sleep all day. publix is mildly annoying. but I don’t like any job I have on principle. getting out of bed now.
I hated hipsters before it was cool to hate...
see what I did there?
how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
it’s a really obscure number.. you wouldn’t know it.
one more time
how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
i dont know.. I’m really into candles right now though.
I want to go longboarding
but I’m full of taco bell and should probably do some laundry. being employed blows. I have responsibilities and crap. I just wanna longboard. somewhere with hills that don’t end. that’d be nice.
it's never been this cold inside my house.
it’s fucking freezing. guess I should probably run the heat or something. off to work.
hey tumblr friends!
anybody wanna come to Athens and hang out? my roommates and girlfriend all left town for the holidays. I can’t because I’m working everyday this week except Christmas. and I’m bored. so very bored.
going to look at puppies with the girlfriend.
fuck the rain. I wanna longboard. I hate it when I speak too quickly and longboard sounds like “lawnmower.”
I don’t want to live in the south. I wanna live out west, with massive hills and roads that go on forever.
ever since suchi posted that one picture of a vehicle-less LA I’ve reveled in the idea of using my longboard to get everywhere, which would be a cinch...
who here knew that tofu would explode if...
I sure as hell didn’t.
looks like a vegetarian threw up in my microwave
OH SHIT NICk
I”M ON UR TUMBLRZ.
POSTING A TEXT POST.
DAAAAUGHHAAHAH.
thedailywhat:
Why Not of the Day: The twelve most beautiful words in the English language: “And I thought: ‘Hey, why not put rocket launchers on my motorcycle?’”
[via.]
tarun is trying to get me drunk
it may be working…
and champagne is awesome
it’s 4:17 EST. I just woke up. oh shit. I want cereal. is it ok to eat...
– me. ten minutes ago
Fuck Tumblarity.
seearebee:
My Tumblarity is ONE.
What a shitty gimmick this site has.
tumblarity doesn’t mean shit. it’s just a measure of how much you post.
GODDAMMIT THIS DOG IS SO LOUD IT TALKS IN CAPSLOCK...
katielynne:
nikkwhyte:
(via katielynne)
I WANNA PLAY
TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME SHE IS SO VICIOUS SHE IS DEFINITELY RELATED TO WOLVES. MY DAD WHO IS LIKE A SCARY MAN BEAST EVEN GOT FREAKED OUT BY HER WOLFISH TENDENCIES. BUT PLEASE, TAKE HER AWAY AND PLAY WITH HER. HAHA =]
10 minutes with me and she’ll sleep like a baby
GODDAMMIT THIS DOG IS SO LOUD IT TALKS IN CAPSLOCK...
(via katielynne)
I WANNA PLAY