My name is Nick. I'm 25. I have had this blog for like 5 years, which is like a lifetime in tumblr-years. Get off my lawn.
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I forgot to tell this story because I was too mad at the time, but Chrissy and I were out at a bar Saturday and she was wearing this super hot leather skirt. At about 1 in the morning, this guy walked by and lifted it up while passing by her.
She immediately told me, and I started following the guy. He was heading straight for the bathroom.
I followed him in, and as he was at the urinal I decided to act.
I didn’t hit him. I didn’t shove him. I just slowly pushed him into the urinal until his dick touched the back wall and he peed on himself.
"We don’t touch things that aren’t ours"
"You should probably go home"
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